Myspace Twats http://myspacetwats.com WTF Are These Bitches Saying? Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:44:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 I SMELL A HATER http://myspacetwats.com/2010/06/11/i-smell-a-hater/ http://myspacetwats.com/2010/06/11/i-smell-a-hater/#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:44:15 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=613 hatertwat2

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She has haters? I am shocked, truly shocked!

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2010/06/11/i-smell-a-hater/feed/ wat!!! who gotta swagg like us http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/07/wat-who-gotta-swagg-like-us/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/07/wat-who-gotta-swagg-like-us/#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:40:08 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=538 11-6-wat-who-gotta-swagg-like-us

Anybody that shops at Wal-Mart gotta swagg like you.

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/07/wat-who-gotta-swagg-like-us/feed/ BLACK STALLION http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/04/black-stallion/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/04/black-stallion/#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:45:47 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=533 11-4-black-stallionHmmmm…..does she know a stallion is a (non-castrated) MALE horse? Or is she saying she’s a tranny?

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11-4-black-stallion-2OK! So, she’s not a tranny, she’s just dumber than a bag of rocks.

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/04/black-stallion/feed/ Classy http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/03/classy/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/03/classy/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:20:27 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=528 11-3-classy1. Using that adjective to describe yourself makes it untrue.

2. Dark lipliner with clear gloss was NEVER classy–what is this 1992??

3. Classy broads don’t get french tips and grab their own boobs.

11-3You know what else is not classy? Posting a picture of your ass on myspace.

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/03/classy/feed/ DIS WUTZ UP http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/02/dis-wutz-up/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/02/dis-wutz-up/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:39:10 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=523 11-2-dis-wutz-upSo wutz up is you stole your granny’s wig? Jeez go buy your own!

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/02/dis-wutz-up/feed/ Better Then a Lollipop http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/01/better-then-a-lollipop/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/01/better-then-a-lollipop/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:24:37 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=521 better-then-a-lollipopThat’s debatable…..popsicles are cold and refreshing when it’s hot, but lollipops last longer…

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/11/01/better-then-a-lollipop/feed/ Im a Boss!!! http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/31/im-a-boss/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/31/im-a-boss/#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:44:08 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=515 you-dont-have-to-like-me-but-you-will-respect-me-you-know-why-cuz-im-a-boss

Getting a promotion at Wal-Mart only means you’re a boss when you’re on the clock.

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/31/im-a-boss/feed/ Makeup Is My Art http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/15/makeup-is-my-art/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/15/makeup-is-my-art/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:07:05 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=511 make-up-is-my-art-more-pics-2-comeNot once have I ever heard a guy say ‘I wish I could meet a girl that wears more makeup than Pam Anderson and Tammy Faye combined’.

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/15/makeup-is-my-art/feed/ Never Washin My Ass Again… http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/13/never-washin-my-ass-again/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/13/never-washin-my-ass-again/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:35:44 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=508 me-and-the-uncledancinnever-washin-my-ass-againlol

You should REALLY reconsider several things here……your attraction to your uncle, your refusal to ever wash your ass again, your belt placement……..

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]]> http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/13/never-washin-my-ass-again/feed/ Red Headed Slut http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/12/red-headed-slut/ http://myspacetwats.com/2009/10/12/red-headed-slut/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:09:41 +0000 admin http://myspacetwats.com/?p=505 it-all-started-with-just-a-red-headed-slut

But you needed a blonde and a brunette to complete the trio of twatiness. I get it.

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