Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009

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Classy

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Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)

1. Using that adjective to describe yourself makes it untrue.

2. Dark lipliner with clear gloss was NEVER classy–what is this 1992??

3. Classy broads don’t get french tips and grab their own boobs.

You know what else is not classy? Posting a picture of your ass on myspace.

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Thursday, Oct 8, 2009

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Burberry Makes Tents Now??

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Rating: 5.3/10 (4 votes cast)

Wow! I had no idea that Burberry made tents!!

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Tuesday, Oct 6, 2009

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ADD UR CAPTION!!!

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Rating: 4.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Ok she wants us to caption her photo for her! Here’s mine:

“Dammit! Forgot my skirt again!”

What’s your caption for this photo? Post a comment with your caption below!

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Monday, Oct 5, 2009

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Sexy Can I

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Rating: 6.5/10 (2 votes cast)

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No, you can’t. Not in those pants (with your panties showing through)!

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You’ve never heard of a sweater with sleeves?? It’s quicker to put on than weight, AND more effective!

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Wednesday, Sep 23, 2009

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Hell Is Not Sexy

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Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

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Looks like Hell alright, but it is definitely NOT sexy!!!

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Monday, Sep 21, 2009

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Thicker Than Cold Gritz

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Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast)

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Nobody likes cold grits either.

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Saturday, Sep 12, 2009

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Mrs. Potato Head

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Rating: 4.0/10 (2 votes cast)

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Hot potato perhaps–Mrs. Potato Head!

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Tuesday, Sep 8, 2009

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Twat of the Week!

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Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)

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Can’t tell which one is the mother and which one is the daughter? Me either!

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I just couldn’t stand to leave this atrocious grammar the way she wrote it.

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I’m guessing this is supposed to be a good thing??

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diva (plural dive or divas)

Any female celebrity, usually a well known singer or actress.
A person who considers herself (or by extension himself) much more important than others, has high expectations of others and becomes angry when their standards or demands are not met.

She’s not a celebrity so #1 is out. Again I ask, this is supposed to be a good thing?!?

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To make sure nobody rear ends your big plaid ass!!!!!

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Monday, Aug 31, 2009

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Tastey Chocolate

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Rating: 8.5/10 (2 votes cast)

Hmmm….yep I think you could fit your elbow between those two front teeth. You know you’re sitting on a toilet right? Toilets are not sexy.

…..and that’s an air conditioner? You look like the chocolate Easter bunny’s retarded half-eaten half-melted little sister in this pic.

You have nothing to worry about–nobody even wants to try.

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Friday, Aug 28, 2009

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Pregnant & Smoking

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Rating: 5.0/10 (1 vote cast)

And you’re JUST PREGNANT. Last I checked it’s still NOT OK to smoke while pregnant (you know that whole ‘deprives the baby of oxygen, causes birth defects, blah blah blah’ stuff)

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1. Using that adjective to describe yourself makes it untrue.

2. Dark lipliner with clear gloss was NEVER classy–what is this 1992??

3. Classy broads don’t get french tips and grab their own boobs.

You know what else is not classy? Posting a picture of your ass on myspace.

Wow! I had no idea that Burberry made tents!!

Ok she wants us to caption her photo for her! Here’s mine:

“Dammit! Forgot my skirt again!”

What’s your caption for this photo? Post a comment with your caption below!

No, you can’t. Not in those pants (with your panties showing through)!

You’ve never heard of a sweater with sleeves?? It’s quicker to put on than weight, AND more effective!

Looks like Hell alright, but it is definitely NOT sexy!!!

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Nobody likes cold grits either.

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Hot potato perhaps–Mrs. Potato Head!

Can’t tell which one is the mother and which one is the daughter? Me either!

I just couldn’t stand to leave this atrocious grammar the way she wrote it.

I’m guessing this is supposed to be a good thing??

She’s not a celebrity so #1 is out. Again I ask, this is supposed to be a good thing?!?

To make sure nobody rear ends your big plaid ass!!!!!

.

Hmmm….yep I think you could fit your elbow between those two front teeth. You know you’re sitting on a toilet right? Toilets are not sexy.

…..and that’s an air conditioner? You look like the chocolate Easter bunny’s retarded half-eaten half-melted little sister in this pic.

You have nothing to worry about–nobody even wants to try.

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And you’re JUST PREGNANT. Last I checked it’s still NOT OK to smoke while pregnant (you know that whole ‘deprives the baby of oxygen, causes birth defects, blah blah blah’ stuff)