Archive for November, 2008
Finally! Someone willing to tell the truth to a Myspace twat!
What bun? I think you ate it already……
Looks like you should pass on the cheese and order a salad……
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So he was helping you look for your lost contact? You threw your back out and he took you to the doctor? Or you were drawing with sidewalk chalk and he had to get in on the fun?
Ummmm…….I have no interest in ‘daddy dick’ anyway, so you’re welcome to it!
Nope. Can’t say that I have…….(ahem) I think you forgot to put your pants on this morning……
Wow, how forgettable ARE you that you have to tattoo your own name to your chest so people will stop asking you what it is?!
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Guess you won’t be kissing your son then……
Thanks for that crude and tasteless anatomy lesson. You are a perfect example of why they need to teach REAL sex ed in schools.
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I’m guessing by “date” she actually means appointment or meeting with a client….
Yep. That’s exactly what she meant!
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Girl, put those hot pants away til after you have that baby!
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While this sounds nice in theory, it is probably due to this very philosophy that you ended up a single mother at the age of 21.
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It’s called blinking. You blink more than 15,000 times a day. When taking a group photo, chances are good that someone will blink. This is not a great mystery to most people……
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Are you auditioning for a Nike commercial? If so, you’re wearing the wrong shoes……
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I THINK YOU LOOK REALLY
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BLURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok so I had to check Urban Dictionary for this one, and while I laughed at all the definitions, I am baffled as to which one she meant:
1. An algamation of the words ‘Spastic’ and ‘Cunt’.
2. An absolutely crap child with no potential. Usually ginger.
3. A contraction of both spunk and cunt. The gelatinous outpouring from a vagina which has internally received a recent ejaculation of semen. The semi-liquid combination of vagjuice and spunk.
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Smoking hasn’t been classy since the 50’s and inflatable furniture (see below) NEVER was. 
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