Anybody that shops at Wal-Mart gotta swagg like you.
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Hmmmm…..does she know a stallion is a (non-castrated) MALE horse? Or is she saying she’s a tranny?.
OK! So, she’s not a tranny, she’s just dumber than a bag of rocks..
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1. Using that adjective to describe yourself makes it untrue.
You know what else is not classy? Posting a picture of your ass on myspace..
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So wutz up is you stole your granny’s wig? Jeez go buy your own!.
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That’s debatable…..popsicles are cold and refreshing when it’s hot, but lollipops last longer….
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Not once have I ever heard a guy say ‘I wish I could meet a girl that wears more makeup than Pam Anderson and Tammy Faye combined’..

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Wow! I had no idea that Burberry made tents!!.
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